ONE DAY TO GO

And it’s here (practically). Christmas has already started around here, the first pre-drunks are bellowing their traditional festive cries across the suburban landscape to one another with the volume up and my young neighbour is enjoying Christmas so much she is determined to see I hear it too. If I hear bloody modern (with more bass and slightly speeded up) versions of Seventies Christmas pop once more I shall end up being booked into our local cop shop for at least attempted murder by Christmas morning. Same if someone I only vaguely know wishes me ‘merry Christmas’ or, agonisingly, ‘all the best’. (That’s my bloody catchphrase and it has to be delivered with the right amount of sarcasm.)
Anyhow, enough of my selfishness (?) here’s the final edition in this years’ Heading Full On For Christmas.
It’s ‘Everybody Must Get Stoned‘ sung in his inimitable way by the great Bob (Judas) Dylan. (for you obsessive pedants, I know that the official title is ‘Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35′ and it can be found on the double album ‘Blonde On Blonde’.)I know it’s sod all to do with Christmas, but there is something in it that appeals to me,* a helpless slightly misanthropic fitting in with the idea of enforced jollity.
So,
Enjoy, whether they stone you while they say good luck or not.

*This addition is for entertainment purposes only. All The Best! does not condone drug taking of any kind. Remember, when you’re drinking down your ethanol alcohol, wacky backy is bad for you.

Published in: on 24 December, 2008 at 6:09 pm Comments Off

TWO DAYS TO GO (HURRAH, ETC. . .)

For the heading Full On for Christmas two days to go edition I’ve given you this link that opens a Ministry of Information propaganda effort from 1940, entitled ‘Christmas Under Fire’.* The title of the video is ‘Christmas Under Fire (1941)’ but Quentin Reynolds says it’s 1940, and he should know, with him narrating and actually being there. Plus it gives little clues as to the actual year, mentioning the Blitz and the first year without church bells. What might have thrown some people is that US citizen Quentin Reynolds fully and enthusiastically engages in the pro-Brit propaganda,** even though the US was officially neutral and pursuing a policy of isolationism in 1940, not joining the war until the end of 1941, which was the first Christmas where the US was at war.
I don’t know about you, but it makes me go cold with fierce pride at my origins, and I reach out to my cousins across the pond with thanks and remembrance at how we’ve stood side by side, and hopes that our being allies, our friendship, that of two English speaking peoples, will not ever falter or end.
The bit near the end where the singing ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’ starts and the scene takes the watcher into the Underground and the shelterers always gets me hardest in the unfettered emotion department.
Watch out for the scene of the morning after a Blitz, where people are moving about and a body is being carried over the ruins of shattered houses. I happen to know for a fact that that is a scene from the Christmas 1940 Manchester Blitz.

*It’s a fully nine and a half minutes, which for the YouTube generation is the equiv of a four hour French art house film to a Hollywood film watcher, but stick with it, it really is stirring from beginning to end.

**Have a look at the comments, how members of the PC brigade comments insist it’s all racist. Funny how this effort, part of the war against the most unashamedly racist, gay-hating, anti-Semitic nation in the Age of Technology, could be labelled racist, but I suppose that’s how some people are taught to think.

Published in: on 23 December, 2008 at 12:20 am Comments Off

THREE IN ONE FOR ONCE

For someone with no life I have been astoundingly busy, (if it was possible, I wouldn’t like just one new body to swap for my disabled, worn out one, but being able to bilocate* would come in damn useful) and haven’t had the time to do what I wanted to do to this site. So I’d like to wish you all a good Winter solstice for the shortest day of this year, and I’ll mingle the Song To End the Weekend On with Heading Full On For Christmas four days to go.
The song is ‘Rocking Around The Christmas Tree‘ written by Johnny Marks who also wrote ‘Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer’, and this version is by Mel and Kim (Mel Smith and Kim Wilde), a novelty number put together in 1987 for the Comic Relief Charity. If you’re expecting Mel and Griff’s (‘I got her eating out of my hand’. ‘ugh! that’s not very hygienic’) interaction like on the record version, you’ll be disappointed, but I can’t find that version so this YouTube version will have to do. I really must learn how to put stuff from my own CD collection onto this blog.
Anyhow,
as always,
Enjoy, and
A good week whether you deck the halls with bows of holly or not.

*Actually, I once took bilocation lessons as an adult education course at our local college but I got fed up and stopped attending before we got to the practical part.

Published in: on 21 December, 2008 at 11:59 pm Comments Off

BECAUSE IT’S A FACT+FIVE DAYS BEFORE

Just because the events around me have taken hold of my mind and moved it off myself hasn’t stopped my disability from affecting me. I was brought down hard by sinus trouble about a week back and I’ve only just recovered.
Anyhow. . .
The addition to Heading Full on for Christmas, five days to go, is a poem I’ve written myself and it’s called;

JUST ANOTHER DAY*

I wish that Christmas could
be just another day
instead of enforced jollity
carrying me away

I wish the shops were open
and singers gave it a rest
I wish no one would feel the need
to put on happiness

I wish that all would carry on
And there was no need for me
to spend time with The Family
by the big fake tree

I wish that those who didn’t
believe in Jesus’ birth
weren’t made by other’s attitudes
to join in the fake mirth

It isn’t if it’s all that great
it’s really just one day
but still you shouldn’t have to
join in the merry fray

I wish that Christmas could be
just like any other day
then I’d be free to do my own
in my own own way

That’s your lot.
More Heading Full on for Christmas tomorrow when it’s four days to go.

*I never will get into ‘the spirit’ of Christmas no matter who insists it’s fun. But I do have a lot of time for the New Year celebrations.
As the song goes, to each his own. . .

Published in: on 20 December, 2008 at 11:42 pm Comments Off

AND WE’RE ON OUR WAY

It’s that time of year again. (Actually, my mind has been so stuffed with thoughts brought by events outside me, I’d forgotten, but here we go) The first posting in the annually resurrected category; Heading Full On For Christmas.
This first addition is provided in a link from YouTube, ‘Merry Christmas Everybody‘, it’s a lively number with a cynical twist from 1973, belted out by the Brummie band Slade, with a genuine joyful enthusiasm mostly lacking in today’s overly serious musical efforts. Slade, who were really massive in the early ’70’s are today (tragically, mostly) consigned to the dustbin of musical history. But some of us will never forget.
Bet you can’t help singing along, ’so here it is merry Christmas everybody’s having fun, look to the future now, it’s only just begun’.
A bit like the All The Best! Heading Full on for Christmas category itself.
And that’s it for the first edition.

Published in: on 14 December, 2008 at 12:55 am Comments Off

LESSONS NEVER TO BE LEARNED

Ninety years ago, on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the guns went silent across Europe as the Armistice effectively ended the period of conflict already known as the Great War.
It was also labelled the war to end all wars.
Well, we really haven’t lived up to that label, have we? If it had been labelled just the start, it would have been more apposite. Mind you, I don’t think we could expect anything else knowing what human beings are.
Anyhow, cynicism to one side for a moment
Here’s a relevant piece of writing, inscribed on the wall memorial in Kohima to the allied dead of the battle of Burma in another, later, more destructive conflict;

When you go home,
Tell them of us and say,
For your tomorrow,
We gave our today

Published in: on 11 November, 2008 at 8:41 pm Comments Off

AN APPROPRIATE POEM

ONE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY

For this final addition I’ve created a little verse which I hope tells you exactly what I feel about the whole business.
And I called it:

CELEBRATING A BIRTH THAT NEVER WAS

There’ll be no snow,
‘cross the Peninnes this year,
It fact, it’ll probably rain,
Rain nice and clean to wash away,
The blood from a GBH stain.

The A&E Dept
Will be crowded again,
As people they overindulge,
There will be violence,
and car crashes and death,
And sick from a beer belly bulge.

They’ll be too much food,
and alcohol drink,
some poison from taking too much,
The family together
will end up all wrong,
Tears and falls out and such.

The shops are all shut,
The buses don’t run,
Unless you can pay there’s no cheer.

And I love every moment,
I wouldn’t change one thing,
A misanthrope’s time of the year.

Note : A misanthrope does not wish anyone harm. A misanthrope just knows that if human beings are allowed total, unrestricted freedom, it won’t turn out all the best.

That’s your lot.
Have a good ‘un,
And the ‘Heading Full on For Christmas’ will be back next year, that’s if I’m still here to resurrect it.
Oh yes.

All the best!

Published in: on 24 December, 2007 at 11:11 pm Comments Off

A SEASONAL ACCOUNT OF BUSTING HEROES

TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY

Father Christmas arrested

Listen for the the world weary inner-city accented copper’s line;
“So, if I open that trunk, I’m not gonna find anything I don’t like, am I?”
And Santa’s response, after being arrested:
“I know you, I know where you live, I am gonna take you out, and I don’t mean on a date.”
As the copper puts it;
“This is the worst part of the job, bustin’ your heroes.”

Tomorrow will be the last addition in ‘Heading full on for Christmas’. I’ve got something special semi-planned that doesn’t involve linking to other people’s doings.

Published in: on 23 December, 2007 at 9:06 pm Comments Off

FOR FANS OF CHRISTMAS : CLIFF RICHARD SINGS ‘MISTLETOE AND WINE’

THREE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY

I’ve realised that not everyone is an old crank and a cynic like yours truly, so I’ve added this for those who aren’t.*
Cliff Richard singing ‘Mistletoe and Wine’.
Youtube is my saviour, yet again.
A very good traditional song and a real, live, moving video accompaniment. With snotty kids and fake snow and stars and real lit candles and an all singing all dancing Cliff himself. Enjoy it while you can! (Whatever that means). As you don’t get much visual from this place, connected or actually in the posting itself.
(Actually, I was going to make this the final entry in this ‘Heading full on for Christmas’ category, one day before Christmas day, but I’ve got something really special planned for that entry.)

*If you can’t stand the pleasantness overload try singing the words I reduced a roomful of Christians to thoughtful silence with when this was popular, near the end of the Eighties;
‘Christmas time,
Mistletoe and wine,
Children singing Christian rhyme,
Wi’ gifts on the fire,
And logs on the tree,
Oops, I got it wrong, silly me.’

Whatever you think about the whole thing, enjoy this three days before Christmas day entry.

Published in: on 22 December, 2007 at 8:00 pm Comments Off

THE REAL MEANING OF THE SEASON

FOUR DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY AND THE DAY OF THE PRE-CHRISTIAN BIRTH OF SUN.

This picture says it all.

call-at-sunrise.jpgA group of members of non human species forgathering to celebrate the birth of the sun after a long cold winter.
(I know originally that it was exclusively ancient humans who did the celebrating, not sure whether or not the daylight would come after the seemingly endless darkness, and it’s exclusively a northern hemisphere thing, but I’m not a fan of my own species and believe that other species exist too.)
Happy Solstice and
All the best.

Published in: on 21 December, 2007 at 8:43 pm Comments Off

A ROTTEN CHRISTMASS FOR A CERTAIN SET OF PEOPLE

FIVE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

For this five days before Christmas Day addition, I’d like to send you back down the years and across the continents.
Thirty-nine years ago today, Friday the twentieth of December 1968, a parking area known as a lover’s lane in the Lake Herman Road area of Vallejo in California. Past eleven p.m.
It’s cold, so the young couple, both in their mid teens, put on the heater of the car in which they are sitting.
It’s a first date, so there is a mixture of nerves and hope for the future.
Which was about to be shattered.
Neither of the kids lived to tell the tale, but there was enough forensic evidence, and accounts of survivors from subsequent attacks to gather together what might have happened.
A car pulled up behind that containing Betty Jensen and David Faraday, and it’s headlights illuminated the interior of the vehicle.
The couple, still bathed in that innocence that the Sixties, the era of trust and love, projected, reached for their ID’s expecting it to be the law breaking up the party.
What they didn’t expect was for the stocky, heavy man in the glasses and wearing windbreaker and a crewcut to bundle them out of the car, arriving from the passenger side. They protested. The man reached in, put the muzzle of the gun against the boy’s neck and pulled the trigger. Ending the arguement. Winning the arguement.
The girl ran, screaming. The stocky man lifted his gun, switched on the torch he’d taped to the barrel, causing a small white circle to land in the middle of the fleeing girl’s back. He’d practiced enough to know that even the darkest night could be broken and that where the white light was most peircing was where the bullets would hit.
Betty Jensen died hit by five bullets.
The man got into his car, dumped his gun into the passenger seat, and calmly drove off.
And the first signs, the stirrings, that innocent behaviour might not always be rewarded by gentlemanly kindness, came down on the darkened countryside.
The two kids were dead, and even today, shocked reverberations affect the way we behave when out at night, no matter what our location and our intention.
The Zodiac killer had arrived, out of the dark, blasting kids, later killing by knife, and writing letters to the press, each letter more vicious in it’s insane celebration of reason out of control.
He was never caught. His last victim was officially that of San Franscio Yellow Cab driver Paul Stine. The letters carried on for a while, then petred out for no discernable reason. Just like him.
He might still be alive now. Matured out of the urge to get his kicks from firing a gun, the blast, the roar, at screaming, terrified, helpless youngsters, he might be sitting now, thinking about the past, maybe chuckling to himself, rasing a glass to the old him, king of the world, with his gun and that POWER. Maybe being stirred by a partly forgetten memory of something that happened many years ago, frowning, puzzled, then turning back to the smiling faces of his family, the thoughts eradicated by their light, noisy presence.
He might have even gone to see the filmed accounts of his crimes on the big screen, or watched them in the enclosed privacy of his own home. He might have copies of the books on his career shoved in a bookcase in his home.
He spawned at least two direct imitators, and a dozen speculative accounts.
He, in his own way, changed the way many people look at strangers, and alter their lives to make room for such dark entitites.

With that I’m going to draw back, on this five days before Christmas addition.

Published in: on 20 December, 2007 at 9:27 pm Comments Off

SONG FOR CHRISTMAS – NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DOINGS

SIX DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY

This song is brilliant.
It’s found on ‘Youtube’ and it’s Rod Stewart singing ‘Rhythm of My Heart’ accompanied by just a picture, a static picture of a bloody red sunset, no action, so engage your tabbed browsing so you can hear it without seeing just a picture.
Unless of course you like looking at pictures then good luck to you.
If you listen you’ll hear that it’s really nothing to do with Christmas, but there is something about it that always makes me think of this time of year.
It might have been a hit, or something, a forgotten number of Christmases ago, and something happened at that time that for me will always unite the Christmas season with this upbeat tune with the pessimistic, rather misanthropic words.
(In fact, some of the lines sound like the product of an attention-hungry serial murderer’s correspondence with the authorities.)

By the way, forget what you might think; what you might have seen and/or heard in a video alongside this soundtrack. It’s nothing to do with small-town USA. The song is set in and is about Scotland.
Where else?

It’s the seven days before Christmas addition and by now you’ve probably realised I don’t exactly celebrate a CHRISTIAN Christmas.
That is, if you’re expecting a traditional, sweet nativity or mention of it, then you’re wasting your time and mine turning up here in the next half dozen days.

Published in: on 19 December, 2007 at 9:59 pm Comments Off

ILLUSIONS, BROUGHT OUT AND EXPOSED

SEVEN DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY

And I know I shouldn’t but it had to be done.
One of the most popular festive films that are guarenteed an airing at this time of year is Frank Capra’s ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’, about a doubting do-gooder who, instead of leaving home and seeing the big world, stays in his small town home to save it from a money-grabbing tycoon. Years later, when his bumbling Uncle loses the money (dropped and picked up by the tycoon, showing how throughly warped he is) that would save his family savings and lone from being swallowed up by the still present tycoon, he runs out into the night and meets an angel who gives him his wish, that he’d never been born, and he sees what a rotten place the town would be without his influence and when he comes back to life, heads home and the locals get together and provide him with the money he’d lost.
James Stewart’s quiet, tweedy small town man with a conscience comes to life in a more acute way in George Bailey than in any other role he played (Mr Smith comes a distant, but recognisable second).
Lionel Barrymore as the twisted, hateful wheelchair bound Mr Gow, his bitter rival, whose broken body and sour looks match his evil soul. (Actually, he would probably be a succesful COE, buying out the Bailey Buying and Loan and putting it out of business, and would win awards and accolades for his sharp business sense. And why is he hanging round Bedford Falls? I mean, he’s a tycoon, worth millions. Is the Bailey family Buying and Loan business so important he refuses to move on? He could eat firms like that for breakfast and not notice the money added to his pile. He could have a penthouse somewhere and be raking in the millions putting families on the dole.)
Now here comes the shattering of childhood illusions.
A bit back, on the radio there was an interview with a famous director and he blew the gaff on George Bailey and his wish coming true on that Christmas Eve heavy with dispair and laid on the line exactly what Frank Capra was playing at.
In one scene, Bailey is driving his car to a bridge to throw himself off, hoping that the insurance pay off at his death will be enough to provide the tycoon with his blood money. He crashes the car. At the point he bangs his head.
And yes folks, you guessed it.
The rest of it is a dream. A result of the bump on the head. Rather like in ‘A Matter of Life And Death’, there was no conductor, no heavenly interaction, just a man injured and fantasising due to that injury. Only he doesn’t need an op to reset his brain, but he recovers on his own from his daze.
Frank Capra wouldn’t admit it, but that is the way it was. There was no Clarence the angel, no wish come true, no heavenly interaction.
In fact, if you watch it properly, all the angel does it provide him with a morality tale (it’s not about money, friends and family matter.) And the denounment is that the money owed is collected due a lot of earthly, corpereal intervention. The angel Clarence doesn’t do anything practical to get Bailey out of the fiancial hole he is in.
In the week leading up to Christmas, it’s the only way I can totally ruin at least part of it for you.

In fact, everyone I’ve mentioned it to, with one exception, made a noise like I’d soured a cherised fantasy for them, Some refused to believe. As if me mishearing a radio interview makes the story true, and not just a made-up tale pressed onto celluloid anyway.
The single exception : My Mother. She said ‘ah’ and smiled, and nodded, like she’d known all along. Like she had been vindicated, and it was again proven that this life is all there is, and the only way we can see heaven is due to a head injury or a stroke, and that we carry on in the memory of those who care for us.

This ends the addition for seven days before Christmas 2007.

Published in: on 18 December, 2007 at 9:56 pm Comments Off